BIG BRAZEL’S HIP HOTLINE!
Posted by Henry on 30.05.2008, 10:55
Anyone from Liverpool is bound to know a fine fellow named Christopher Hamilton Brazel. Known for his super wild bicycle stunts, trademark natty dreads and a penchant for spinning a yarn, he is without a doubt one of the best dudes you will ever meet. Unfortunately, whilst on a recent bmx shindig in Deutschland he managed to crack his hip busting a rail like it ain’t no thang. As a result, he is now stuck in some hospital called the Crankenhouse in Cologne on his bill, as his fellow stunt enthusiasts had to come home due to other commitments.
So popular is Mr. Brazel, an ex chef who once attended a school for little boys, that they have had to give him his own phone because of the amount of calls he’s been getting. You can’t help smiling when, having dialled thirty odd numbers into a phone, a familiar voice picks up saying “Big Brazel’s hotline. Please confirm you are over 18“. King. He sounds pretty good, and his room mate is an Irishman who has a habit of watching noisy pornography and getting his cronies to smuggle beers into, so he has company at least. These are a few photos of Brazel riding, and don’t give any kind of insight into just how good he is on a bike. This was a day out we had in Bristol which was an absolute banger and hopefully we’ll be having adventures like this again pretty soon.
This is for you Brazel! Should set yer Snakes a-tingling!
